![]() ![]() #TYRION LANNISTER QUOTES WINE HOW TO#“He’s prettier than both my daughters…but he knows how to lead.” – Tormund. Jon: “You know that the Citadel will make you swear off women, too.” Sam: “Oh they’ll bloody try!” Oh, you lovable dorks. “I wish we had some wine for you – it’s a bit early for us.” – Margaery. Tormund’s agreement is what makes the joke, since Tormund was the first to say this exact joke back in season four. Other contenders which sadly couldn’t make the Top 5: Tyrion starts off with the wondrous “If only I knew someone with a vast network of spies” and this is Varys’s marvellous comeback. Oh, in this moment I had the stupidest grin in my face. “A grand old city, choking on violence, corruption and deceit… Who could possibly have any experience of managing such a massive, ungainly beast?”-Varys. Whether it was Benioff or Weiss who wrote it, they must be fucking proud. Varys: “Are we really going to spend the entire trip to Volantis talking about the futility of everything?” Tyrion: “You’re right, no point.” The ultimate joke of the show. Again, this is the precise moment I became enamored with the character. “So you were ministering to the needs of these devout prostitutes.” – Qyburn. Loboda: “My ancestors would spit on me if they knew I broke bread with a crow.” Karsi: “So would mine, but fuck ’em, they’re dead.” That was the exact moment Karsi won me over. The truly hurt and offended expression on Varys’s face is what sells that moment. The pattern seems to point to Varys being the funny man of the year: ![]() This is kinda impossible, isn’t it? Okay, here we go… Some of them are hilarious, and I’ll make a “honorable list”, yet I’ll go for the only parameter I could find -the ones which genuinely made me laugh out loud, or at least chuckle. *Reminder: you may choose up to five nominees in this poll!* The results will be revealed when it’s time to vote for the final winner of Funniest Quote, next week! (Note: in the finals, you will only have one vote to cast in each category!) You can choose fewer if you like, but you cannot choose more than 5.Īt the end of 72 hours (Sunday 9/20/15 at 7:00PM EDT), whichever five quotes have the most votes will continue on to the final round. In order to find your top 5 picks for Funniest Quote we’re asking that each of you select up to FIVE nominees from the poll. The Standard Rules: This is the preliminary round! Narrow this selection down to the top 5 contenders. It’s up to you to choose the five funniest quotes, the finalists of season 5. Your favorite may be one funny line in an otherwise grim scene, or it could be part of an entirely hilarious moment. ![]() We have cock merchants, irate grandmothers, crude catcalls, snarky soldiers, every other line from Tyrion’s mouth, and more. It might make it difficult to choose but it offers a great variety as well. Today we’re voting on the Funniest Quotes of Game of Thrones Season 5, with the long list of funny comments, clever one-liners and witty exchanges drawn from the suggestions of our readers. Our next category in the Watchers on the Wall Awards should put smiles on your faces. ![]()
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